Reason to smile
Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Have you ever wondered why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a ritualistic bird, which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,
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I have a four-legged Norman. She’s a cat, not a dog. And a she, not a he. And I very much doubt I could train her to ride a bike. She has staff for that sort of thing.
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It’s easy to dismiss the lifestyles of celebrity offspring as nothing more than nepo babies showing off their wealth and privilege. And it’s true that some of them really are just overindulged wee brats. But sometimes it feels like the trolls just love to have a crack at anyone and everyone. Brooklyn Beckham has apparently
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Twenty-five years ago, a report written by a now-discredited academic and former physician was published, and we are still paying the price for his fraudulent claims. Sadly, even though Andrew Wakefield later admitted his claim that the measles, mumps and rubella (MMR) vaccine was linked to autism was not actually proven, his claims were embraced
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Once upon a time, there was a cow, an ant and an old fart. The three of them are sitting around one day, debating which of them is the greatest. The cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that’s why I’m the greatest”. The ant ponders this for a minute or
A cow, and ant and an old fart … Read Post »
United States head honcho Joe Biden signed legislation making gay marriage legal this week, which is as much a cause for celebration as for sadness. It’s great that this has finally happened. But sad that it has taken so long. The new law is intended to safeguard gay marriages if the US Supreme Court ever decides
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When people decide to rehome pets because they don’t suit their lifestyle, I’m inclined to take the view that they are absolute assholes. So it’s an extreme level of assholery for someone to try that with a kid. Yes, a child. One of those ridiculous “online influencers” adopted herself a child from China, but after
Ultimate unfit parent: asshole extraordinaire Read Post »