Happy Wednesday, here’s a poem
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn’t.
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Shopping with the elderly
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home one afternoon having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, pulled it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. “What in the hell is that?” asked Maude. “A condom.” replied Mabel. “This
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Beating around the bush?
During a recent conversation with a new-ish resident of my lovely province, the topic of Southland placenames came up, in particular the Southland penchant for using the name “Bush” … as in Gummies Bush, Wreys Bush, Mabel Bush, Croydon Bush, Myross Bush and so on. We came to the conclusion that Southland is bush-obsessed. Of
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A musical interlude …
David Bowie and Marianne Faithfull singing I Got You Babe. Awesome stuff! Recorded live for The Midnight Special TV show in October 1973
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Happy Star Wars day (and stop that, you’ll go blind)
Star Wars euphemisms for whacking your weasel: Shooting Womprats in Beggar’s Canyon Grooming the Wookie Making the Kessel Run Polishing Vader’s Helmet Evacuating Tatooine Unsheathing the Meatsaber Releasing the Special Edition Jumping to Delight Speed Communicating with Red Leader One Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo Tinkering With the R2 Unit Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
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