However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Ed.” Ed was stunned. “I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!” St. […]
It’s important to have a code to help you live your life to the fullest. Here are five rules to keep you on track: Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. Help someone when they are in
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Once upon a time, there was a cow, an ant and an old fart. The three of them are sitting around one day, debating which of them is the greatest. The cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that’s why I’m the greatest”. The ant ponders this for a minute or
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The correct way to treat a good wine: Open the bottle to let it breathe If it doesn’t look as if it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated so please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and
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This is why the life expectancy of the average bloke is shorter than that of a woman.
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