Still overpriced
It has to be said, there is something incredibly skeevy about this man. He has the look of someone who sniffs his undies to see if he can get another day of wear out of them.
Funny crap
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Ed the chicken
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Ed.” Ed was stunned. “I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!” St.
Five rules to live by
It’s important to have a code to help you live your life to the fullest. Here are five rules to keep you on track: Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. Help someone when they are in
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A cow, and ant and an old fart …
Once upon a time, there was a cow, an ant and an old fart. The three of them are sitting around one day, debating which of them is the greatest. The cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that’s why I’m the greatest”. The ant ponders this for a minute or
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… in a galaxy far, far away …
So it seems Trump’s wee fanbase got a bit upset at Mark Hamill for taking the piss out of the Tangerine Tyrant’s No 1 enabler and seller of overpriced made in China garbage clothing, and object of her daddy’s fantasies, Ivanka. Stuff has reported that Ivanka posted a photo to Instagram of one of her, hubby
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Wine appreciation
The correct way to treat a good wine: Open the bottle to let it breathe If it doesn’t look as if it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.