A cow, and ant and an old fart …

Once upon a time, there was a cow, an ant and an old fart.

The three of them are sitting around one day, debating which of them is the greatest.

The cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that’s why I’m the greatest”.

The ant ponders this for a minute or two, then replies: “I work day and night, summer and winter. I can carry 52 times my own weight, and that is why I am, without doubt, the greatest”.

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