Don’t mind me, just cleaning the screen
Don’t mind me, just cleaning the screen Read Post »
Don’t I know you from somewhere?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels
Don’t I know you from somewhere? Read Post »
While some of us have two left feet …
… others manage to do this. Ten years down the track, this is still awesome. And believe it or not, this was good enough for only second place!
While some of us have two left feet … Read Post »
Still overpriced
It has to be said, there is something incredibly skeevy about this man. He has the look of someone who sniffs his undies to see if he can get another day of wear out of them.
Ed the chicken
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Ed.” Ed was stunned. “I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!” St.
