Five rules to live by

InspiredIt’s important to have a code to help you live your life to the fullest. Here are five rules to keep you on track:

  • Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
  • Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
  • Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
  • Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
  • Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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