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August 23, 2017

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The tribes of Facebook

July 25, 2017
The tribes of Facebook

Facebook users tend to fall into specific categories … which one are you? The Lurker: Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public. The Hyena: Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything. Mr/ Ms Popular: Has 4367 friends for NO reason. The Gamer: Plays...

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A blast from the not-so-musical past

February 7, 2017

I’m not sure how it happened, but while minding my own business and surfing the net the other day I stumbled across this old gem from 2012: Lisa Gail Allred’s 3 Second Rule. Holy crap, I’d forgotten just how awful it was. Anyway, now that it’s stuck in my brain AGAIN (dammit), I think it’s only fair that I should inflict it on someone...

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Act now … or tomorrow … or next week

January 29, 2017
Act now … or tomorrow … or next week

Are you a procrastinator? I am to a minor degree, but I think that’s just human nature: we’re not always keen to do things that are hard work or a bit boring. Apparently though, it’s something we should cure by taking a course. An online course, in fact. Get...

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Zuckerberg would be an improvement

January 27, 2017
Zuckerberg would be an improvement

It seems there’s been some speculation that Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg is planning to have a crack at running for president, but the wealthy tech guru has poured cold water on the rumours. The rumours came about after he hired an ex-Whitehouse photographer to be his personal photographer, and...

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For that ‘hard to shop for’ person?

December 4, 2016
For that ‘hard to shop for’ person?

So Christmas is getting ever closer, and we all have that one person on our list who is nearly impossible to shop for. Well have I got news for you! From the “things you didn’t know you needed but can find on the internet” comes a product called My New Pink Button, which has made a few sales on Amazon. I’m glad you asked (although you might wish you’d kept that question to yourself once I’ve explained).  My New Pink Button is a “temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia”. Yes folks, it’s lipstick for your girly bits. It’s currently out of stock so sorry, if you were keen to try a new shade for summer you might have to wait a while. I think I might need a cup of tea and a lie down.

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