A musical interlude …
David Bowie and Marianne Faithfull singing I Got You Babe. Awesome stuff! Recorded live for The Midnight Special TV show in October 1973
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Happy Star Wars day (and stop that, you’ll go blind)
Star Wars euphemisms for whacking your weasel: Shooting Womprats in Beggar’s Canyon Grooming the Wookie Making the Kessel Run Polishing Vader’s Helmet Evacuating Tatooine Unsheathing the Meatsaber Releasing the Special Edition Jumping to Delight Speed Communicating with Red Leader One Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo Tinkering With the R2 Unit Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
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Geography lessons: where have I been?
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go there alone: you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognises you there. However, I have been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven
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Having a bad day
I knew it was going to be a bad day. Sure enough I rear-ended a car this morning. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said, “Well, which one ARE you
In the words of Dame Edna: Hello possums!
I don’t know about you, but I always find there’s something quite celebratory about a box of baby possums. Happy Waitangi Day! (And for those of you who aren’t Kiwis, and who are wondering just what Waitangi Day is, click here).
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