Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Good disguise, eh?
Undercover elephants
Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Master of disguise
Four-part koalatastrophe
Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? He had no arms. Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree? He was holding onto the first koala. Why did the third koala bear fall out…
Tweet, tweet
Ducking hell
Why do ducks have flat feet? For stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? For stamping out flaming ducks.
The Father, the Son and the Holy-moly
Wonder what gave it away?
A fair comparison
Husband noticed the wife reading a cook book and says “don’t know why you looking at that, cause you sure can’t cook!” Wife replies: “Same reason you look at Porn”.
A variation on fast food
What’s green and flies at 500km an hour? A cabbage tied behind a plane. What’s yellow and flies at 500km an hour? Same cabbage 3 weeks later.
A letter to Santa … after the fact
Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion,…