Category: Funny stuff

However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.

A fair comparison

Husband noticed the wife reading a cook book and says “don’t know why you looking at that, cause you sure can’t cook!” Wife replies: “Same reason you look at Porn”.

A variation on fast food

What’s green and flies at 500km an hour? A cabbage tied behind a plane. What’s yellow and flies at 500km an hour? Same cabbage 3 weeks later.

A letter to Santa … after the fact

Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion,…

Postman Pat, the later years

What do you call Postman Pat when he retires? Pat. (Warning: don’t hit the play button on this video if you have young’uns or those of a delicate nature lurking nearby, may contain nuts and/or swearing) Adult Postman Pat –…