If you get gift cards in Weetbix … what do you get with Surprise Peas? Wet legs!
Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Welcome to Talk Like a Pirate Day
Why are pirates called pirates? ‘Cos they aaarrrrrrrghh! Wondering what it’s all about? Click here.
What do you call …
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk! What do you call a bull with no legs? A ranchslider. What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea? Bob. What do…
Stick with me for bad jokes …
What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? A stick.
Deliverance …
Household economy
A husband and wife are shopping in Pak and Save supermarket when the man picks up a carton of Speight’s (beer, for any non-Kiwis who might be wondering … really bad beer, but beer nonetheless) and sticks it into the trolley.…
That about sums it up nicely
Well played …
Beware: these are dangerous times
You’ve no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with…