Master of disguise
What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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Funny crap
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Four-part koalatastrophe
Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? He had no arms. Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree? He was holding onto the first koala. Why did the third koala bear fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why did the girl fall off
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Ducking hell
Why do ducks have flat feet? For stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? For stamping out flaming ducks.
A fair comparison
Husband noticed the wife reading a cook book and says “don’t know why you looking at that, cause you sure can’t cook!” Wife replies: “Same reason you look at Porn”.