Clean one-liners

Who’d have thunk it: I know some clean jokes! OK, so they aren’t particularly funny but it’s a hard road finding the perfect joke.

Why is the ocean wet?

Because the sea weed.

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Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her.

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What do you call a kungfu pig?

Porkchop!

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What do you call a blind deer?

No idea.

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What do you call a dead blind deer?

Still no idea.

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How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler!

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