Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
One of those days
Fun with veges
Clean one-liners
Who’d have thunk it: I know some clean jokes! OK, so they aren’t particularly funny but it’s a hard road finding the perfect joke. Why is the ocean wet? Because the sea weed. »»»»«««« Why did the fly fly? Because…
Undercover elephants
Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Good disguise, eh?
Master of disguise
What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Four-part koalatastrophe
Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? He had no arms. Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree? He was holding onto the first koala. Why did the third koala bear fall out…
Tweet, tweet
What’s yellow, weighs one ton and whistles? Two half ton canaries.
Ducking hell
Why do ducks have flat feet? For stamping out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? For stamping out flaming ducks.