Two rednecks were sittin’ around talkin’ one afternoon over a cold beer or three. After a while the first guy says to the second guy; “If’n I wuz to sneak over to your place Saturday an’ make love to yer wife while you wuz out huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would […]
(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) It’s been a good week all round for the average punter, with the long-awaited tax cuts finally hitting our wallets and now the news that Telecom is offering customers more bang for their broadband buck. As part of the roll-out of ADSL2+ technology, which brings
Tax cuts and more broadband: good week Read Post »
(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) I know most of you are probably like most of my family and friends, who look forward to the start of daylight saving each year. However, I enjoy it about as much as a dose of something nasty you can’t discuss in public. Every year I
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So, what will you be doing with all that cash you’ll have burning a hole in your pocket with our exciting tax cuts that come into being tomorrow? The lovely people at Infometrics have a calculator on their site if you’re wanting to work out just how much you’ll have to treat yourself with now
Tax cuts: Oooh, let’s go crazy! Read Post »
Hah, I was right. Some of us aren’t smarter than the animals! It seems there was a bloke who picked himself up a friendly young woman in a bar. They made there way to the railway tracks, where they proceeded to do the horizontal tango (you know, the shag nasty … bumping uglies … bonking and
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Reports are coming out on a plane crash in South Carolina involving former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM. The breaking news reports say the two musicians have been critically injured and have been taken to a burns unit. Sadly, a further four people are dead, including two of the crew. You have to
The celebrity curse Read Post »
(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) Ahoy me hearties, it’s that time again. Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day so break out your best pirate paraphernalia and embrace the day. The event came about way back in 1995 after Mark Summers (Cap’n Slappy) and John Baur (Ol’ Chumbucket) were
Aaarrr me hearties, it’s pirate time Read Post »
