Two rednecks were sittin’ around talkin’ one afternoon over a cold beer or three.
After a while the first guy says to the second guy; “If’n I wuz to sneak over to your place Saturday an’ make love to yer wife while you wuz out huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second guy cocked his head side ways for a minute, scratched his beard, and squinted his eyes thinking really hard over the question.
Finally he says: “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would sure make us even”.