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A Storm in a he or a she cup?

The parents of a kid in Toronto have decided to raise their child as a genderless being. Not, apparently, because said child has asked for that. No, it’s simply because they have decided. They already have two children: sons named Jazz and Kio. And yes, as the Daily Mirror quite rightly points out, those names […]

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Bin Laden caricature by DonkeyHotey at https://flickr.com/photos/47422005@N04/51194470288

Osama bin Gone

The jokes are popping up everywhere now that it’s been confirmed Osama bin Laden is dead. Letterman used it for his top 10 list, suggesting bin Laden’s final words may have been something along  the lines of  “I need a house full of Navy Seals like I need a hole in the head”. There there

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The man for the job

You really have to wonder what possessed Mr and Mrs Guy to name their little boy Randy. They must be proud of his career achievements, though. The headline on Asian Banking & Finance? “Randy Guy gets head job“. Well, yes, I’m sure he did. And no, I’m not pulling your tit. That really is the

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Boo-fecking-hoo, poor baby

Did we all feel sorry for the pillock in court last week, facing charges over a high-speed chase? He was “petrified”, according to the news report. Poor boy thought the police would stop chasing him once he hit speeds of 160kmh so he kept going … and so did the cops. Eventually, he reached 190kmh,

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