There’s a lesson in all this …
… if you’re home alone watching porn and playing with your nether regions, lock the damn door.
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Newsy crap
Plucked from the headlines, online and in print
High-pitched chicks in horned hats v popular TV
I wonder why Dame Kiwi Te Kanawa has got such a bee in her operatic bonnet over reality TV? She’s had a swipe at Susan “I Dreamed a Dream” Boyle and reality TV talent shows in general during an interview about her own talent show plans. Maybe she’s trying to stir some controversy to boost
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Big news, apparently
Shane Bond is retiring from cricket. You know, that weird “sport” that can take three days to play and still not get a result. I mean really, the “sport” is so slow I’m surprised he can tell the difference between being retired and not being retired. I suppose when you’re not retired someone occasionally chucks
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Hold the front page: Jessica Simpson farts!
Apparently, Jessica let one rip during a meeting with some execs. Oh the humanity. It reminds me of a joke (slightly reworked to bring it up to date because I’m in an Idol kinda place at the moment!) A dude goes to audition for American Idol. He gets before the judges and tells them he
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The underdog (or undermouse)
I’m not sure what Seymour the Wonder Cat would do if a mouse stood up to him but a cat somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere got such a shock when that very thing happened that it’s prey ended up escaping. Go the mouse! (I’m guessing the location, the story doesn’t actually say where it took place but
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