Hold the front page: Jessica Simpson farts!

Apparently, Jessica let one rip during a meeting with some execs.

Oh the humanity.

It reminds me of a joke (slightly reworked to bring it up to date because I’m in an Idol kinda place at the moment!)

 A dude goes to audition for American Idol.

He gets before the judges and tells them he has a very special talent: “I can sing out of my ass!”

They all look sceptical but decide to give him a go. After all, he can’t be any more ridiculous than last season’s Norman Gentle, right?

So he drops his trousers, squats before the judging panel and takes a dump.

They can’t believe their eyes! “What the hell do you think you’re doing” they ask.

“Just clearing my throat … ”

(Maybe that’s what Jessica Simpson was trying to do. Besides, give the girl a break. She’s only human)


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