Big news, apparently

Shane Bond is retiring from cricket. You know, that weird “sport” that can take three days to play and still not get a result.

I mean really, the “sport” is so slow I’m surprised he can tell the difference between being retired and not being retired. I suppose when you’re not retired someone occasionally chucks things at you. But that could just indicate you’re having a good night out in Dunedin.


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