It’s important to have a code to help you live your life to the fullest. Here are five rules to keep you on track: Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a…
Five rules to live by
Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Reason to smile
A cow, and ant and an old fart …
Once upon a time, there was a cow, an ant and an old fart. The three of them are sitting around one day, debating which of them is the greatest. The cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every…
Video: Fishing season is upon us
Wine appreciation
The correct way to treat a good wine: Open the bottle to let it breathe If it doesn’t look as if it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Festive season contract negotiations
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated so please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the…
It all began with an iPhone …
… cos every little thing’s gonna be alt-right …
The tribes of Facebook
What is a calorie?
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.