I don’t watch any of those Married At First Sight/Love Island/Random People Trying to Shag Other Random People on Reality TV shows, but it has become just about impossible to avoid them. Sadly, our news websites have decided trashy TV qualifies as news, so they all have this shite peppered throughout their sites. And you […]
A shitty act of revenge Read Post »
So it seems Trump’s wee fanbase got a bit upset at Mark Hamill for taking the piss out of the Tangerine Tyrant’s No 1 enabler and seller of overpriced made in China garbage clothing, and object of her daddy’s fantasies, Ivanka. Stuff has reported that Ivanka posted a photo to Instagram of one of her, hubby
… in a galaxy far, far away … Read Post »
A pair of Germany-based hedgies have been wowing the interwebs with their antics and travels, and one of them is fast becoming what has been dubbed a “petfluencer”. Herbee, aka “the world’s happiest hedgehog” is jetsetting his way around the globe, posing up a storm to show his Instagram fans his travelogue. is making a
A prickly superstar Read Post »
The correct way to treat a good wine: Open the bottle to let it breathe If it doesn’t look as if it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Oh dear. A youngster working as a paramedic managed to raise the ire of international acting treasure, Dame Judi Dench. It seems the teenager didn’t recognise the 83-year-old actress when treating her for a hornet sting, She told The Sun: “A paramedic walked into the room who was about 17 and said ‘What’s our name?’
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Just a wee reminder about why, if you’re ever in the United States, you shouldn’t spend any of your hard-earned cash at SeaWorld. And interestingly, in a weird pre-emptive letter SeaWorld’s lawyers sent to movie reviewers before the release of the now notorious Blackfish, they didn’t deny anything in the clip shown in this
SeaWorld: Don’t support cruelty Read Post »
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated so please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and
Festive season contract negotiations Read Post »
Someone in the Sky News newsroom had a wee bit of a nightmare the other morning: the poor bloke doing the weather just before 9.30am on December 5 had to content with a woman making a phonecall, with her mic still turned on. Hope she got a better night’s sleep the next day!
Oops, I wonder who she was phoning? Read Post »
