A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What was your sin, my son?” the priest asked. “Obscene language,” the man replied. “That’s a terrible sin,” the priest replied. “Do you swear often?” “No,” answered the man, “but do you know the local golf course?” […]
Confessions of a golfer Read Post »
In an effort to give the local birdies a fighting chance, we’ve bought some jewellery for Norman the Mighty Hunter: a little red collar with a little red (and noisy) bell. She seems okay with the concept of wearing her new bit of bling but she does seem confused about how it is the birds
Norman has some bling Read Post »
You should actually do this every year (even more often if you spend a lot of time on the computer). I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was. To recalibrate your mouse: Place your curser on the capital H below Left click and hold, then drag it toward
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The Brit media is cranking out new reports of the wild cat of Woodchester savaging a deer but I have enough problems of my own with the wild moggies residing in my own home. Since discovering her hunting gene, Norman has taken it upon herself to perfect her skills on anything and everything, but mostly
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Right, it’s time for my first proper rant of the year. A double rant, in fact. Part one of this rant is directed at Daniel Craig. Yes, he looks good in a pair of Speedos and doesn’t make a bad James Bond, but that’s not what I’m complaining about. It’s the whole The Girl With
How stupid does he think we are/Readings, you suck Read Post »
The BBC’s Walk On The Wild Side videos are hilarious. According to the YouTube page, the show is a world of hip hop-loving badgers, dieting pandas and a marmot called Alan. I wonder if we’ll ever get this series on our TV screens here? Oh well, I suppose our public broadcasters are too busy
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