What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk! What do you call a bull with no legs? A ranchslider. What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea? Bob. What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russel. What do you call a […]
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I officially LURVE Onion News. Although, I can’t help but wonder how many tin-foil hat-wearing freakazoids believed this was a real news item. And I’m not sure which is funnier, the video itself or the indignant, barely literate outrage littering the comments section.
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Our wee trip away was relaxing and reasonably quiet: a few days in the capital, followed by a couple of days in Dunedin, including a visit to the cardiologist. It’s now confirmed that aside from the dilated cardiomyopathy, I also have a left bundle branch blockage, which means the left side of my heart isn’t
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? A stick.
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It’s been a while. And it’s not so much that I’ve been slacking off, it’s more a case of being sick. The past few months have been interesting and while finding out I was diabetic a couple of months ago was a bit on the crappy side, the latest diagnosis is certainly more craptastic than
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