A fair comparison
Husband noticed the wife reading a cook book and says “don’t know why you looking at that, cause you sure can’t cook!” Wife replies: “Same reason you look at Porn”.
The dicky ticker: update
The latest update on my dicky ticker. Had a shockingly good result yesterday … my cardiologist is very happy with my progress. So happy, in fact, she wants to hold off for six months, do another ECG and then decide on the hardware because I might not need it. OK, so my heart is still
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Musical interlude: Hit the Road, Jack
A dude by the name of Jordan Lander does a pretty decent cover of Hit the Road, Jack.
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Mysterious Monday
It’s always good to learn something on a Monday, so if you’ve ever wondered about the inner workings of your locks … here’s the answer. I’m perpetually perplexed by the fact that our front door has two locks and I have two corresponding keys on my keyring but while they both fit into the bottom
Unlike the parrot, she isn’t pining for the fjords*
It was a story that had the makings of a Hollywood tearjerker: hunky jock loses both his grandmother and the love of his life in the space of six hours, then goes on to lead his football team to an astounding upset win instead of going to his girlfriend’s funeral because she wanted him to
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A variation on fast food
What’s green and flies at 500km an hour? A cabbage tied behind a plane. What’s yellow and flies at 500km an hour? Same cabbage 3 weeks later.
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Cab # 202: you rock
Just to prove that I’m not ALWAYS in a pissed off mood, I recommend Invercargill Taxis, cab # 202. Why? Well, we were at Farmers on the Saturday before Christmas and it was chaos. We were leaving the car park and expecting it to take forever because of the volume of traffic from Farmers, the
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