Funny crap

how come he never sends flowers?

Two rednecks were sittin’ around talkin’ one afternoon over a cold beer or three. After a while the first guy says to the second guy; “If’n I wuz to sneak over to your place Saturday an’ make love to yer wife while you wuz out huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would

Apple says it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit cost will vary, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.