Watch out for low-flying cows!
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Funny crap
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
We are not alone
One day, an anonymous All Black was perfecting his haka technique for the upcoming big game. As he went about his business, somewhere in outer space a little alien was watching him with interest. ”Ka mate, ka mate, ka ora, ka ora … ” was the cry. The alien was intrigued, wondering how the brains of
It may not be a moustache on a lady
… but it is an afro on a duck.
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The most functional English word
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can’t tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy
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Just 9 sleeps to go
So, are we excited about Christmas yet? It’s sneaking up on us now and will be here before we know it so enjoy the last week where you might possibly enjoy some gentle sanity before Christmas week arrives to slap you around the ears like an annoying big brother. Can you tell I’ve got big
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