Funny crap

However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.

A fairy tale

Once upon a time, for one day long, long ago there lived a man who did not snore, fart or mess up the house. But this was a long time ago and it was just that one day. The End.

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This will blow you away

A man buys a blow up doll on the internet. It arrives in the post and he inflates it but he finds it is bald and has a 10-inch penis. He rings the manufacturer to complain. The guy on other end of the phone says – Oh you fool, you have it inside out

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recycle bin

Stress relief

How to clean your house in five simple steps:  Open a new file in your PC. Name it “Housework”. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask “Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?” Answer “Yes” and press mouse button firmly. Feel better? Works for me.

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