The prize for best random thought of the day has to go to Trade Me message boarder rachel43, who says: “Having sex is like riding a bike … hurts if ya fall off …”
I laughed!
Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Signs the USS Enterprise is nearing the end of its warranty
Impulse engines stall when used in reverse. Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at “88″. Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays. Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now help up by phone book.…
It’s a seahorse!
They key to a long life
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!” “Congratulations for what?” asks the lawyer. “Congratulations…
Is it too soon?
No shit, Sherlock: an ongoing series
Apostrophe abuse: its everywhere
Hold the front page: Jessica Simpson farts!
Apparently, Jessica let one rip during a meeting with some execs. Oh the humanity. It reminds me of a joke (slightly reworked to bring it up to date because I’m in an Idol kinda place at the moment!) A dude…
Sometimes a bad week isn’t so bad …
It had been a horrible week for Henry. An entomologist at the local university, he was up for a promotion this year. With the promotion would come tenure. But there was a problem. It was not that he couldn’t teach.…
