However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
It’s important to have a code to help you live your life to the fullest. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Once upon a time, there was a cow, an ant and an old fart. The three of them are sitting around one day, debating which of them is the greatest. The cow says: “I give 50 litres of milk every…
The correct way to treat a good wine: Open the bottle to let it breathe If it doesn’t look as if it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated so please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the…
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
