A little old man shuffled slowly into cafe and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up on to a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a ice cream sundae. “Crushed nuts” asked the waitres. “No,” he replied, “arthritis.”
The perils of old age
Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
It’s official!
Drinking fault finder
A solution to all of your drinking troubles: Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in…
I wonder how the stick felt about all this
Here … er, kitty, kitty, kitty?
The drunk test
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Important announcement
Due to the current world economic situation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Remedial classes for men (or animal husbandry?)
Topic 1 How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation. Topic 2 The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder? Round table discussion. Topic 3 Is it possible to urinate using the technique of…
Video: OMG, man hit by train!
Marital bliss (or “husbands v wives”)
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked: “What’s on TV?” I said: “Dust.” And then the fight started … »»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ««««««««««««««« My wife was hinting about what she wanted…