Apparently, Jessica let one rip during a meeting with some execs.
Oh the humanity.
It reminds me of a joke (slightly reworked to bring it up to date because I’m in an Idol kinda place at the moment!)
A dude goes to audition for American Idol.
He gets before the judges and tells them he has a very special talent: “I can sing out of my ass!”
They all look sceptical but decide to give him a go. After all, he can’t be any more ridiculous than last season’s Norman Gentle, right?
So he drops his trousers, squats before the judging panel and takes a dump.
They can’t believe their eyes! “What the hell do you think you’re doing” they ask.
“Just clearing my throat … ”
(Maybe that’s what Jessica Simpson was trying to do. Besides, give the girl a break. She’s only human)
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Nice analogy. Keep in mind that failing at keeping people engaged is what made Friendster and MySpace jump the shark. Enough said. It’s time for a glass of wine and my favorite sitcom.
Maybe jessica simpson cannot sing or act, but definitely I know she can love. Congratulations Jessica! God bless you. The best for you and your family
Women will never he equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.