It made me laugh

However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.

Stick with me for bad jokes …

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? A stick.

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Deliverance …

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(ning-a-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning …)

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Household economy

Household economy

A husband and wife are shopping in Pak and Save supermarket when the man picks up a carton of Speight’s (beer, for any non-Kiwis who might be wondering … really bad beer, but beer nonetheless) and sticks it into the trolley. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on special, only $20 for 24 bottles’, he says. ‘Put them back. We can’t afford it,’ says the wife and they carry on shopping....

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That about sums it up nicely

That about sums it up nicely

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Well played …

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Beware: these are dangerous times

Beware: these are dangerous times

You’ve no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone elses thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs....

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The Marmoset song …

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Found posted very low on a fridge door

Found posted very low on a fridge door

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to...

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Confessions of a golfer

Confessions of a golfer

A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What was your sin, my son?” the priest asked. “Obscene language,” the man replied. “That’s a terrible sin,” the priest replied. “Do you swear often?” “No,” answered the man, “but do you know the local golf course?” “Indeed I do,” said the priest “I play there often. When I was on the tee at the fourth...

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Anonymity: you’re doing it wrong

Anonymity: you’re doing it wrong

At least they know how to spell anonymity, I suppose. Now perhaps they can look it up in a dictionary, because I’m pretty sure they don’t know what it actually means! Maybe Ms Reynolds wore a mask  while being interviewed.

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