However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
If you get gift cards in Weetbix … what do you get with Surprise Peas?
Why are pirates called pirates?
‘Cos they aaarrrrrrrghh!
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
What do you call a bull with no legs?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What’s brown and sticky?
What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?
A husband and wife are shopping in Pak and Save supermarket when the man picks up a carton of Speight’s (beer, for any non-Kiwis who might be wondering … really bad beer, but beer nonetheless) and sticks it into the trolley.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on special, only $20 for 24 bottles’, he says.
‘Put them back. We can’t afford it,’ says the wife and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the man. ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ she says.
The man replies … ‘so does 24 bottles of Speights AND IT’S HALF THE PRICE’