It made me laugh

However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.

Today’s forecast …

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Postman Pat, the later years

What do you call Postman Pat when he retires?
Pat.

(Warning: don’t hit the play button on this video if you have young’uns or those of a delicate nature lurking nearby, may contain nuts and/or swearing)


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Such courage is to be admired

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You are what you eat …

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P is for … relief?

If you get gift cards in Weetbix … what do you get with Surprise Peas?

Wet legs!

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Welcome to Talk Like a Pirate Day

Why are pirates called pirates?

‘Cos they aaarrrrrrrghh!
Wondering what it’s all about? Click here.

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What do you call …

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!

What do you call a bull with no legs?
A ranchslider.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
Bob.

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russel.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesawus.

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Stick with me for bad jokes …

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?

A stick.

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Deliverance …

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(ning-a-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning-ning …)

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Household economy

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A husband and wife are shopping in Pak and Save supermarket when the man picks up a carton of Speight’s (beer, for any non-Kiwis who might be wondering … really bad beer, but beer nonetheless) and sticks it into the trolley.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on special, only $20 for 24 bottles’, he says.

‘Put them back. We can’t afford it,’ says the wife and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the man. ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ she says.

The man replies … ‘so does 24 bottles of Speights AND IT’S HALF THE PRICE’

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MEET YOUR BLOGGER

Jillian "George" Allison-Aitken

I live in the deep south of New Zealand, where smelly dairy cows are taking over from sheep in the livestock stakes. My hometown is the small but perfectly formed city of Invercargill, which is also the hometown of the original boy racer, Burt Munro. Find out more about me here.

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