I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go there alone: you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognises you there. However, I have been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven […]
Geography lessons: where have I been? Read Post »
I guess we all have preconceived ideas of what people from certain towns, cities, states or countries are like, and even what delusions they may have. You know, the sheep-shaggers of Gore, the brash Noo Yawkers, the batshit crazies from Florida. But what about psychological disorders named after cities? Stockholm Syndrome, for those who form
… others manage to do this. Ten years down the track, this is still awesome. And believe it or not, this was good enough for only second place!
While some of us have two left feet … Read Post »
It has to be said, there is something incredibly skeevy about this man. He has the look of someone who sniffs his undies to see if he can get another day of wear out of them.
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Ed.” Ed was stunned. “I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!” St.
When the health gurus said we should have more veges, I don’t think this is what they meant.
Do the mashed potato … Read Post »
