As you do
I accidentally hit my husband with a pillow and a rolled up magazine several times the other day when he hit the snooze button on his alarm clock one too many times.
A Storm in a he or a she cup?
The parents of a kid in Toronto have decided to raise their child as a genderless being. Not, apparently, because said child has asked for that. No, it’s simply because they have decided. They already have two children: sons named Jazz and Kio. And yes, as the Daily Mirror quite rightly points out, those names
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Rapture … maybe, maybe not
The day of the expected rapture came and went last weekend but the old bugger who was predicting a May 21 beginning of the end now reckons it’ll all happen in October.
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It’s the end of the world as we know it
(This is the Online column, written for The Southland Times) Well, I suppose it was a good thing that old preacher dude got his dates mixed up about the whole end of the world thing but now that we’re going to be around a bit longer I suppose I’ll have to pay that pesky power
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Tom’s surgery
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t