Opinions are a lot like arseholes: everyone has one and most of them are full of shit. Right now, it seems every man and his dog has an opinion on breastfeeding and they are keen to share those opinions. Mothers opt to bottle feed for many reasons: sometimes they are unable to breastfeed no matter […]
What a bunch of boobs Read Post »
I was full of optimism when Norman the Naughty Cat got her new collar a week or two ago but that optimism was short-lived. We bought a second collar, this time for Seymour the Wonder Cat, in an effort to stop to make sure Seymour wasn’t feeling left out: he’d taken to walking up to
Oh yes, how many times did I have to rescue a favourite tape that had become tangled and was about to be eaten by a wayward tape deck. Even the arrival of my uber-mod Walkman didn’t stop it happening. Oh, and for the young’un out there: a Walkman was kind of like an early iPod.
A trip down memory lane Read Post »
A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What was your sin, my son?” the priest asked. “Obscene language,” the man replied. “That’s a terrible sin,” the priest replied. “Do you swear often?” “No,” answered the man, “but do you know the local golf course?”
Confessions of a golfer Read Post »
In an effort to give the local birdies a fighting chance, we’ve bought some jewellery for Norman the Mighty Hunter: a little red collar with a little red (and noisy) bell. She seems okay with the concept of wearing her new bit of bling but she does seem confused about how it is the birds
Norman has some bling Read Post »
You should actually do this every year (even more often if you spend a lot of time on the computer). I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was. To recalibrate your mouse: Place your curser on the capital H below Left click and hold, then drag it toward
How to calibrate your mouse Read Post »
The Brit media is cranking out new reports of the wild cat of Woodchester savaging a deer but I have enough problems of my own with the wild moggies residing in my own home. Since discovering her hunting gene, Norman has taken it upon herself to perfect her skills on anything and everything, but mostly
The wild cat(s) of Invercargill Read Post »
