What’s green and flies at 500km an hour? A cabbage tied behind a plane. What’s yellow and flies at 500km an hour? Same cabbage 3 weeks later.
A variation on fast food
Cab # 202: you rock
Just to prove that I’m not ALWAYS in a pissed off mood, I recommend Invercargill Taxis, cab # 202. Why? Well, we were at Farmers on the Saturday before Christmas and it was chaos. We were leaving the car park…
A letter to Santa … after the fact
Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion,…
Merry Christmas!
The big day is here and we are about to embark on a gift liberation mission, freeing the many lumpy but brightly wrapped offerings under the tree from their red and green confines. Unlike last year, we managed to make…
Customer service? Pfffft
It’s nearly the end of the year, so it must be time for me to have another rant: this time it’s about a large, well-known cafe at a local department store. Nick and I went there the other day for…
Santa’s got a present for you
I love a good fairy tale
Good ad for birth control
We went out for dinner to the Cabbage Tree last night. It could have been a nice evening but it was buggered up by a clutch of screeching brats who were running around as their indulgent parents looked on. Why…
Today’s forecast …
Dude, you slapped a fish …
I love the Bad Lip Reading videos. That is all.