My latest rant

Sometimes I just need to rant. Be afraid, you are my captive audience.

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What’s the buzz? Vuvuzela

I actually watched about 3 minutes of a football game last night and can now understand why everyone’s getting their knickers in a knot over those weird horn things that the South African fans are blowing at the World Cup. I suppose they aren’t the most offensive thing about the whole world of fotty: the

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Sign-stealing morons caught

The sign stolen from Auschwitz has been recovered and it seems that it wasn’t Neo Nazis after all, it was just a bunch of thieves who stole it to sell for a quick buck.  The sign, and where it stands, represents one of history’s most awful events.  That the thieves aren’t Neo Nazis, that they

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They’ve messed with the chocolate, now they’re buggering up the biscuits

Griffins has moved production of some of its biscuits to Fiji but didn’t come clean on the decision until pressed by the press (a sharp-eyed reporter from the Dominion Post noticed the “Buy New Zealand Made” logo had disappeared from the packaging). They reckon it’s all because demand has exceeded the Auckland factory’s production capacity.

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Must try harder

I’m disappointed. According to Transparency International, New Zealand is the least corrupt nation in the world. Damn. Using its swish-sounding “Corruption Perceptions Index for 2009″, Transparency International says the three MOST corrupt nations are Somalia, Afghanistan and Myanmar. Our neighbours across the ditch took out 8th place. Way to go Aussie! Apparently, the index ranks

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Give us this day our daily it-might-not-be-safe-but-you’re-getting-it-anyway fortified bread

So, not long now until we start getting doses of folic acid forced upon us. For those of you who missed this particular gem: from September, bakers here in New Zealand must (by law) add folic acid to bread under the new food standard adopted by New Zealand and Australia. The whole thing was signed

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