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Random thoughts and equally random web links. Unfortunately for you, I like to share.

Is that a rocket in your pocket?

Well, it’s been quite a day for all things spacelike, hasn’t it? What with rocket launches and alien invasions that aren’t alien invasions. Okay, so we haven’t got a Kiwi astronaut going for a  spacewalk in their jandals and Swanndri but we did manage to launch our first home-grown space rocket, so congrats to all

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Holy crap Batman

Need help wiping your butt? Want to avoid the onerous task of scrunching up the paper? Keen to do away with the risky business of thin toilet paper being the only barrier between your fingers and … er … your bum? Then the Comfort Wipe might be for you. According to its own publicity, the

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That’s a ballsy auction

There are times when I stumble across auctions on Trade Me and am left with one small question: Why? If you fancy taking ownership of a a set of cat testicles, here’s your chance. Winky the cat had his nads removed about 10 years ago and those very same fur-balls are now on offer, with

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You feeling lucky, punk?

It’s the big Big Wednesday draw tonight and it seems like everyone’s making plans to win the dosh. I suppose in the scheme of things, $25 million in cash plus the goodies (cars etc) isn’t as huge as some of the overseas lotteries but it’s still a huge chunk of cash. Life-changing, in fact. Anyway,

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Just wondering: whips

Do you ever wonder if the people who buy “equestrian” supplies actually own horses? If those whips and other horsey items really are for equine pastimes or whether they are going to find their way into the bedroom?  What exactly is a lunging whip, for example? Sure, with the saddle and all you might think

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