For all my grammatically correct friends. On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a…
Good grammar and good times
Category: Funny stuff
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
The ultimate disappearing act
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to…
Paying attention in church
A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help. The priest says, “Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat pin. I’ll nod to…
Married life
Three good Kiwi blokes were sitting together one day bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Auckland and had told her that she was going to have to do…
Fooled you!
13, 13, 13 …
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were beside a fence shouting, ’13 … 13 … 13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the…
