However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
Topic 1 How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation. Topic 2 The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder? Round table discussion. Topic 3 Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice. Topic 4 Fundamental […]
Remedial classes for men (or animal husbandry?) Read Post »
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked: “What’s on TV?” I said: “Dust.” And then the fight started … »»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ««««««««««««««« My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said: “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
Marital bliss (or “husbands v wives”) Read Post »
The prize for best random thought of the day has to go to Trade Me message boarder rachel43, who says: “Having sex is like riding a bike … hurts if ya fall off …”
Impulse engines stall when used in reverse. Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at “88″. Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays. Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now help up by phone book. Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with “w”. Booster cables become permanent fixtures in
Signs the USS Enterprise is nearing the end of its warranty Read Post »
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!” “Congratulations for what?” asks the lawyer. “Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter. “We’re celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160
They key to a long life Read Post »
