Category: Funny stuff

However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.

The global crisis

If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational … the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank! And don’t you just know it, when these two banks merge,…

Shopping with the elderly

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home one afternoon having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain.  One of the old ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, pulled it over her cigarette, and…

Having a bad day

I knew it was going to be a bad day. Sure enough I rear-ended a car this morning. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am…

Stop that, you’ll go blind

Star Wars euphemisms for whacking your weasel: Shooting Womprats in Beggar’s Canyon   Grooming the Wookie Making the Kessel Run Polishing Vader’s Helmet Evacuating Tatooine Unsheathing the Meatsaber Releasing the Special Edition Jumping to Delight Speed Communicating with Red Leader One…