It’s a pig of a thing
Swine flu is here and so are the jokes.
“Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly.”
Check out the story here.
Funny crap
However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.
The global crisis
If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational … the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!
And don’t you just know it, when these two banks merge, it would still be full of bloody wankers.
(thanks Steve!)
Redneck justice
Two rednecks were sittin’ around talkin’ one afternoon over a cold beer or three.
After a while the first guy says to the second guy; “If’n I wuz to sneak over to your place Saturday an’ make love to yer wife while you wuz out huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second guy cocked his head side ways for a minute, scratched his beard, and squinted his eyes thinking really hard over the question.
Finally he says: “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would sure make us even”.