Funny crap

Viagra is now available in eye drops. You don’t get an erection, but you look hard.

Well that was a fun day at the office … it’s 3.25am and I’ve been home for about half an hour. Fortunately, I was greeted by both a warm, fluffy cat and a cold, soothing beer and I see by my wee Leonard Cohen Countdown to the right that there are  now officially fewer than

The great composer  Beethoven passed away and was buried in a graveyard (of course). A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically OK, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. “Want anything while I’m in the