Funny crap

However you want to spell it (humor/humour), it’s the stuff that I find funny. That doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll agree with me but luckily it’s a free world.

Paying attention in church

A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help.  The priest says, “Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat pin. I’ll nod to you as a signal to poke him”.  The woman agrees to the plan. So Sunday […]

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Married life

Three good Kiwi blokes  were sitting together one day bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Auckland and had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third

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13, 13, 13 …

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,  and all the patients were beside a fence shouting,  ’13 … 13 … 13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a  little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on … Just then, somebody

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