I know were all keen on multi-purpose gadgets, like smartphones with all their phone and texty cleverness blended in with cameras and MP3 players, but I reckon this might just be taking things a little too far: Id prefer a thermometer that is either/or, not a multi-tasking clever clogs that can get you at either end. And the giant part of the description is a tad disturbing, too.
Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.