I suspect the world really has gone mad.
According to the Shropshire Star, gingerbread men have been renamed gingerbread persons by Lancashire council bosses in their latest menus for the area’s primary school meals.
I’m pleased to say the locals haven’t let the politically correct nutters have their way and that the gender specific gingerbread men will be back on the menu.
I’m all for ensuring us females have equal rights but really, how the hell could anyone think this was a good idea?
And how could they think the term gingerbread man was holding back the progress of women’s rights? It’s a fecking biscuit.
What’s next? They’ve tried to emasculate the gingerbread blokes, so how about renaming granny smith apples grandparent smith?