Michael Douglas uses, ahem, performance-enhancing drugs to keep his pink bits perky so he can satisfy that young wifey of his.
I’m sure he’s not the first older bloke out there popping a Viagra or two in the interests of keeping things lively but did he really have to confess all to the world (well, the Daily Mail anyway).
Now excuse me while I go stare at photos of George Clooney in an attempt to purge images of wrinkly, Viagra-assisted dangly bits from my mind.