Headlines that made me snort (possibly an ongoing series)

“Get more out of your batteries” 

Okay, so maybe I’ve got a filthy mind (well, I guess the “maybe” part of that sentence doesn’t really need to be there) but it did strike me as rather thoughtful of Stuff to be offering some pre-Christmas hints on how to keep the battery-powered toys chugging along a bit longer. 

Speaking of mechanical boyfriends: 

A woman walks into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are. “Come this way,” the woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her finger. 

“If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the vibrator, would I?” the woman responds. 

 

PS: Okay, the Stuff headline was actually quite innocent but still … 

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