Did you guys see the first episode of TVNZ’s Stars in Their Eyes on Tuesday night?
With contestants trying to impersonate everyone from Freddie Mercury to Dolly Parton you could say the show was all about teeth and, er, cleavage.
However, I’m not going to say anything disparaging about the efforts of the brave souls who took part because about the only thing I’m capable of doing in tune is whistling. And that’s not always guaranteed.
If you fancy yourself as a bit of a Bette Midler or Bryan Adams, check out kSolo: the ultimate online karaoke experience, where you can pretend to be any number of artists in the comfort of your own home, in front of your own computer.
You might want to close the curtains before you start.
Tonight Simon, I’m going to be Painty the Pirate. Are you ready kids? Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea …