Category: Random crap

Random thoughts and equally random web links. Unfortunately for you, I like to share.

Santa: online and out of control

Are you a Twit? Or whatever it is those of us who use Twitter should be called (Twitchy perhaps, or Twats?) Anyway, brace yourselves kiddies. Santa is online and, well, loaded, via a Twitter account named loadedsanta (no surprise there,…

Just 9 sleeps to go

So, are we excited about Christmas yet? It’s sneaking up on us now and will be here before we know it so enjoy the last week where you might possibly enjoy some gentle sanity before Christmas week arrives to slap…

Is that a rocket in your pocket?

Well, it’s been quite a day for all things spacelike, hasn’t it? What with rocket launches and alien invasions that aren’t alien invasions. Okay, so we haven’t got a Kiwi astronaut going for a  spacewalk in their jandals and Swanndri…

How to win friends and stalk people

Poor ol’ Bill Gates, he had to give up on Facebook because too many people wanted to be his friend. Actually, that’s what I find a wee bit creepy about Facebook, the “friends”. I mean really, total strangers want to…

Talented and funny

Okay, so maybe I’ve been living under a rock because this video has already been on the net for more than a year, but here it is anyway: a surprisingly good cover of Hallelujah, my all-time favourite song (although, I’m a fan of Leonard Cohen’s original rather than Jeff Buckley’s cover).

Oh, and the other thing I like about this? The kid’s funny. He also does a pretty damn good cover of Stevie Wonder’s Superstition.

Holy crap Batman

Need help wiping your butt? Want to avoid the onerous task of scrunching up the paper? Keen to do away with the risky business of thin toilet paper being the only barrier between your fingers and … er … your…

That’s a ballsy auction

There are times when I stumble across auctions on Trade Me and am left with one small question: Why? If you fancy taking ownership of a a set of cat testicles, here’s your chance. Winky the cat had his nads…

You feeling lucky, punk?

It’s the big Big Wednesday draw tonight and it seems like everyone’s making plans to win the dosh. I suppose in the scheme of things, $25 million in cash plus the goodies (cars etc) isn’t as huge as some of…