Tag: Santa

Festive season contract negotiations

Christmas bells, Xmas

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated so please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the…

Checking Santa’s travels on the web

Every conversation I’ve taken part in lately seems to contain the question: “So, have you done your Christmas shopping yet?” The short answer is no. In fact, it’s the only answer. Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas. It’s…